I have graduated college. onto real world stuff… I’m scared and excited. But really, i am ready to get this started. Let’s do this graduates! 2013
velocipedestrienne: annaverity: thesarcasmstore: So we get fed the idea we have to find our life calling at 18, because that’s our college major, and it should be fulfilling and awesome and perfect, and then we graduate and we can’t find any jobs but service/retail jobs, and everyone tells us how we should just suck it up and get a REAL JOB but we can’t and then people are surprised when we...
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
the-deadly-diet: countfrankula: depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk this is the best way I’ve ever heard them described
fuckyeahlaughters: my-urlknowswhatyoudidinthedark: clothobuerocracy: So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. -
The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."