“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.”—
So we get fed the idea we have to find our life calling at 18, because that’s our college major, and it should be fulfilling and awesome and perfect, and then we graduate and we can’t find any jobs but service/retail jobs, and everyone tells us how we should just suck it up and get a REAL JOB but we can’t and then people are surprised when we get depressed and feel lost and spend lots of time on the Internet
So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.